Michael Shaw cartoon rejected by The New Yorker
I'm in the hospital today, but wanted to let those who owe me calls and emails know that, if I don't make it, my last thoughts are of you -- and what an asshole you are.
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Ditto! Be well and don't worry, the hair will grow back.
Great cartoon. I hope all goes well today and that you are home in bed tonight.
ML
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Jeff P - It doesn't have to.
M Lane- I should be unless I decide to run off with my proctologist.
Yes, baby, but tomorrow you'll be out, and I'll still be an asshole.
-DB
Whatever you do, don't hook up w/ a proctologist! They're such Aholes. Sorry to hear you're under the weather. Be well soon.
Ann
Do you think the doctor ever has the urge to sniff his finger? Just sayin.
You know, like when someone takes the rotten milk out of the fridge and says , "Hey Tintin, come smell this."
Bad luck. And today I was going to introduce you to a friend of mine, a lovely lady named Zelda, who does a striptease with a chinchilla on her head. Not a hat, a real chinchilla.
G. Bruce Boyer
I just changed drs and the first thing I did when he walked in the room was grab his hands to see how large they were.
Hope everything is OK.
Good luck tintin.
Just relax and think back to those days in boarding school.
two words: emory boards
Hope all is as it should be or gets to what it should be... (painlessly).
Yes, we are all assholes in one way or another.
By coincidence.. I went under the knife today -- I had my Frankenstein knob taken out of my neck... really, I did. Photos may follow.
Please get well soon.
Was it something like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPStwD1C8-c
Best wishes!
Tin-tin's phred dad
Oh Oh!
My (female) proctologist, after numerous (sometimes humorous) tests recently said there is NO sign of cancer and she'll see me again in a year. Good luck! Dad.
I've finally been allowed to walk since yesterday's out patient surgery. Thanks to all of you for your kind words -- None of the assholes have commented yet and I didn't suspect they would. I find out if I'm gonna die in two weeks so don't let up on the sympathy.
Doc: Um, Mr. Murphy, do you mind if I check your prostate now?
Murph: Mind? Hell, Doc! I've been looking forward to it all year!
Don't even think like that!
Almost everything can be cured. Except for assholes, of course.
Hope the nurses were cute!
"so don't let up on the sympathy."
Heh tintin I thought you were having a colonoscopy or something. Hope all is well. Remember, opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one.
Thank goodness we live in 2011, and not 18, or even 1911.
Best wishes to you Sir!
Only positive thoughts TinTin. And I think some alcohol if that's appropriate. I'll raise a glass to you. Cheers!
Ann
I sure hope you don't die in two weeks!
Anton Checkov:
Q: Whats the difference between doctors and lawyers?
A: Lawyers just rob you, Doctors rob you first, then kill you.
Hope that got at least a chuckle and that you're well soon Tin!
Don't die please. There really isn't any reason for the internet without your blog.
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