I could fit in these -- Maybe 10 years ago. Even then, barely. I was thinking of buying 'em anyway. Just so I could look at 'em in the closet. No bids so far. If you're a 34"/30", you'd be crazy not to. Update: Nautical Trou make $169.50 via eight bids.
Of course, if Paul Weller could do this video in the '80s, you could certainly wear these pants. No matter, uh...what you do.