Showing posts with label Rich Old White People. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rich Old White People. Show all posts

05 November 2013

My Hunt Cup Runneth Over

Off a road and off another road...shopping strips, gas stations and drug stores disappear.


I stare out and see a horizon of blue and green and empty of what depresses me.


Having said that, I try to avoid looking at Andy's hat.

It's tailgating but this isn't parking at the Firecracker 500 where all come to watch a left hand turn.


There is such beauty in seeing a man or woman on a horse.  Unlike most of traditions that are forgotten, the elegance of the pairing, I'm positive, will last forever.


I'll be dead forever but today I'm alive and I will suck all this in like a Partagas Lusitania.


It's a small crowd - Is that possible?  Off the radar where crowds come only to  promenade their Lilly P and get drunk while they selfie.

Pretentious free, it's all amazingly simple.  Granted, the ethnic diversity is limited but it's so soulful.


A windswept soul. I once asked a tax attorney, what business could  a man deduct everything and keep outta jail.  "Horses," he said.


He added it went back to the early 19th century when business had a lot to do with horses.


And the laws just never changed.  But people do.


Our horses are bits of plastic and steel but we can still fly a flag.







Still, can you ever look this good in a Toyota? Personally, I don't think so.






I love watching rich old white people.


Mostly because it beats watching poor white people.  They like watching a 500 mile left turn.













When I bring a camera, I try to shoot what no one else is shooting. In this case -- the race.


For me, I love the sound I first heard at Keeneland almost 20 years ago.  Hoof on turf and I know it sounds like it did 200 years ago -- 500 years ago -- 1,000 years ago.  A forever soundtrack.




Sometimes I just want to close my eyes and listen to the horses, the wind, the cheering...It is traveling back in time when there was so much elegance despite poor plumbing and dentistry.



Special thanks to the Main Line Sportsman for the invitation & inspiration of the Pennsylvania Hunt Cup

03 September 2012

"Happy whatever it is..."

Giuseppe in $2 sweater and $5 Asscot

" A fortnight ago, whilst tucking into a brace of pheasant with the ravishing Lady Ramsey at Rules, I happened to drop my serviette. I leaned under the table to pick it up when I noticed Lady Ramsey was sans knickers. I shot up in my chair, pulled my asscot off and offered it to the lady. She promptly blew her nose in it, thanked me and handed the soiled silk paisly back. While I thought the asscot would make a wonderful interim panty - - I could only be grateful when later she sat astride my leg at Whites and sang Celtic songs while feining a gallop on my thigh. Must have been the texture of my Turnbull and Asser cavalry twills that was so appealing. Happy whatever it is you people across the pond do or do not do today."

22 March 2012

A $1.8 Billion Dollar T-Shirt

Johnson & Higgins Partners, 1995 (the diversity is in their ties)

15 years ago this month, the 152 year history of privately held insurance broker, Johnson & Higgins came to an end when the partners--


My T-Shirt after 15 yrs -- holding up better than the merger

--received $1.8 billion dollars for the company I worked for, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.