Capt. Owen Honors - I have a series for you, sir.
Trad Dad - Dressed as Red Cross Nurse in South KoreaThe Trad going for tongue
Not much for sharing my opinion on breaking news stories. In large part because so few of these stories interest me but also because my opinion is just that. An opinion with zero facts. Like Fox News.
I suspect the navy, without knowing too much about the navy, other than frequenting her BXs and spending a year in her ROTC program (very Trad uniforms), is about to keelhaul Owen Honors who, after seeing his 12 minute video here, has, if no longer a naval career, is a Corfam shoe in as producer for a new cable comedy show. I'd love to see an uncensored series of life aboard an aircraft carrier. A zany Phil Silvers - McHale's Navy but...earthy. Hell, Capt. Honors even looks like Cpl Henshaw.
If not a comedy series then at least a navy, "In Living Color" concept with the amazingly talented dancers 8:22 in. I'm serious as a heart attack. If you've never been in the military (and most of you haven't although you seem to be fond of the attire and sunglasses) I would respectively ask that you keep your judgement to yourself.
I should too but I've seen far worse (and less funny) in the Army. Dry humping your buddy when he bends over in front of you. Fake French kissing your buddy on a drop zone in front of civilians during a capabilities demonstration. Exhibiting hard core porn magazines during a locker inspection so the LT doesn't open
Owen may be at the end of his career but he goes out as a respected leader among the men and women who served with him and he should take great pride in that he never bent over in front of me. Please, check out the video. If for no other reason than to confirm that's (10:25) Glenn Close.
