06 December 2012

Tie Pun Unlined

Man goes into a restaurant. Maitre'd stops him.

"Sorry sir, you need to wear a tie to enter".

Man goes back to his car. Looks around. No necktie. Man takes jumper cables, wraps 'em around his neck and ties a knot. Man goes back to the restaurant. Maitre'd stops him

"Well, you can come in...Just don't start anything."


Squeeze said...

"The Slenderfold Knot" label identifies a tie made especially for J. Press through the 1960s by Welch Margetson in England.

Alice Olive said...

Ha! I actually get it!

randall said...