23 November 2012

The Klansman



A well cast movie that sucks is like sex with a beautiful woman who doesn't. Looking for something to be thankful for? Be thankful you don't have to watch this.
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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

This movie doesn't suck at all, sir. It serves to remind us of the deep-seated hatred that still exists in this fair land of ours, or are you unaware of the motivation responsible for many votes cast for Romney?

23 November, 2012 09:16
tintin said...

Don't call me sir. I work for a living. I've seen this movie. It's horrible. It's lower than whale shit. Burton's ridiculous southern accent keeps changing. Marvin phoned in his performance from a bar. Cameron Mitchell looks like he stepped off a stage of a suburban drama club and Linda Evans was... Maybe that's why this picture is so bad. Everyone was fighting with each other to get into Linda's pants. Anyway, no one need watch this stinker of a movie to know why Romney got so many votes.

23 November, 2012 10:22
M.Lane said...

Another classic Trad opening sentence! Why not just do a book of these bon mots? It would sell like mad.

I do agree about the movie, which really reeks. I love LE though. I saw her at my favorite restaurant in Beverly Hills the last time I was there and in person she is even more amazing than on film. Even now.

ML

23 November, 2012 10:45
Anonymous said...

Sir,

I work with my hands too, but that doesn't prevent me from showing verbal respect to you.

23 November, 2012 11:52
KSB said...

Tintin,

Is insurance really work?

As Dororthy Parker once wrote -People Who Do Things exceed my endurance; God, for a man that solicits insurance!

23 November, 2012 12:18
Anonymous said...

Why the continuing obsession with woman and their ability to perform oral sex?

23 November, 2012 17:48
Ben said...

"Why the continuing obsession with woman and their ability to perform oral sex?"

Seriously? That's a question?

24 November, 2012 03:28
? said...

Are you kidding me? That movie looks wonderfully bad.

24 November, 2012 11:44
tomokra said...

I like the way Burton kicks people's asses by waiving his flattened hand several inches in front of their faces/necks.

26 November, 2012 08:55
Anonymous said...

You should post more often. In the absence of more Trad posts I have resorted to reading Maxminimus.

27 November, 2012 22:12
tintin said...

Anon- Dusty gives me something to do with my mind when I'm not using it. Bam.

28 November, 2012 07:39

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