14 February 2012

Happy M Day




"M" Magazine Volume One, Number One

I once gave a stripper a Whitman's Sampler for Valentine's Day. She was on the stage and on the pole but slid down with a huge grin when I held my offering over a front row of thugs with a dollar to stuff in her fluorescent green panties. I was 19 - and can say with confidence - it was my most successful Valentine's Day ever.

I've managed to screw the rest up. Mostly out of a belligerent disdain for mendacious 'Greeting Card' holidays. One of my middle aged (32) missteps involved a Victoria Secret white Teddy. She complained the fabric was itchy. I happily answered it wouldn't be on that long. She suggested the gift was for me and not her.

So, I give you something not so itchy but very selfish... the first issue of "M" Magazine. I had hoped to make an announcement today about my true love, "M" but it didn't happen. I think it might be payback for all those "V" Days I blew. But something is coming soon and it does not involve my wearing a white Teddy.

6 comments:

  1. What a great magazine M was...loved it back in the day. Volume 1 number1 is one of my treasured possessions. Have several others and would like to have them all, although the quality did taper off if I remember....

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  2. Prince Philip on the cover? Dear God.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/prince-philip-quotes-relive-90-133848

    SUM

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  3. Just finished looking over the Esquire featuring the article "79 Things that We Can All Agree On."

    After throwing it in the trash, I concluded that we all can agree that it is no M Magazine.

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  4. So thoughtful and hygenic of you not give us an itch. Looking forward to whatever is being announced soon!

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  5. Tin:
    Thanks for posting another copy of M. I always enjoy taking a look at it. Looking forward to more, maybe something else by Robert Bryan?

    Trailer Trad:
    I agree with you. Esquire and similar publications are junk these days.

    --Matthew

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