All wrong my friend. If you want some elbow room and to be left alone, simply announce in a loud voice that you have been the victim of some sort of tragedy, or are supporting some great cause, produce a paper cup, and say you will now be taking up collection and any donation would be fine... but folding is better than jingling.
Cartoon by Gahan Wilson - The Rejection Collection
All wrong my friend.
ReplyDeleteIf you want some elbow room and to be left alone, simply announce in a loud voice that you have been the victim of some sort of tragedy, or are supporting some great cause, produce a paper cup, and say you will now be taking up collection and any donation would be fine... but folding is better than jingling.
Everyone will leave you completely to yourself.
The only problem with public transportation is the actual public.
ReplyDeleteNeeded this cartoon today when a 350 pound odiferous teamster sat next to me on the morning commute!
ReplyDeleteTell me all about it, Brohammas.
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